if I could get a Vespa with a sidecar, does that count as a family vehicle? no?

Last week, I went on a lunch date with an ex-army guy currently studying at Trinity, who came from a ranching background out West. Now, I am no hippy, but I am something of a free-spirit, and I’m definitely a left-wing, atheist city girl. So you can imagine how well that went.
He pulled out the hoary [...]