I’ve always wanted to go as the Bride of Frankenstein, but I can’t get my hair to do that

I’m heading out for an evening on the town with Antonia and Joanne tonight. The plan is to drink a lot (complicated, I know). We’re worried about what the projected rainfall will do to our hair. And, possibly, pneumonia.
In other news, I’m trying to decide on a costume for the Seven Deadly Sins party on Halloween. For [...]