maybe it would help if I walked a dog

Confession: I read the missed connections on Craigslist. No one has ever posted anything that could possibly be me, but still, I read them. Maybe it’s some lingering romanticism. Or some kind of voyeuristic curiousity. Probably I’m completely narcissistic, and I’m just dying for someone to write a poorly spelled and ungrammatical ode to my smile.
Do meet [...]