welcome to my world view

According to my personal life philosophy (garnered from my vast social experience), grabbing a couple pints means ultra-casual, jeans and t-shirt, sitting in a pub shooting the shit. Getting drinks means a loungey, more upscale environment. A nice skirt or dress, pricier cocktails, but no dancing. Going to a club means cleavage, heels, and smokey [...]

food metaphors: funny AND gross

What’s the opposite of a sausage fest? A clam fest? A taco fest? Whoa, I think I crossed the line into unsavoury territory there. Or ultra savoury, depending on how you season your tacos. Annnd now I’ve killed my metaphor.
Headed over to Park Lane tonight, where it was, in case you didn’t guess, a bit [...]